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Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.
"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"
- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"
a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.
well hey dipshit do the fucking move
or well son you look like a dip shit
hey squirrel pie
A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.
John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
To get extremely intoxicated
Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.
an annoying little american bastard who lives in our trees.(BEN WARD)
grey squirrel
🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".
It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!
I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.
I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!
A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels
Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.