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The statue of liberty is perhaps one of the most disgusting and probably the most painful sexual position there is. If the girl is loose, then this can be a vaginal maneuver, if not it can be done analy. The guy takes his hand and punches it either into her pussy or anus, as far in as he can get it. Next, he ejaculates in her face. After that, he punches her in the eyes and nose. The girl on his arm makes the torch, the blood makes red, the sperm is white, and the eyes will become blue after being punched.
Red White and Blue, very patriotic.
I wanted to show my patriotism for America, so I did the statue of liberty with the president's wife.
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Beware of cheese-eating surrender monkeys bearing gifts.
Statue of Liberty should be renamed The Trojan Whore.
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When someone revives an old status by commenting on it when no one else has commented on it for an extended amount of time.
Bob: I saw your Mom zombie status you on Facebook last night.
Ted: Yeah. That status she commented on was over a year old!
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a status,invented by mexicans named mark,or way of partying, in which you roll with fortys. In other words, when everyone partakes in forty ounce malt liquor beverages.
"yo, we're rollin forty status tonight, the corner store has Hurricanes and King Cobras for a dolla therty nine"
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means being at the top of your game. MLB stands for major league beasts, only the best of the best can obtain such a high level, a higher level does not exist. Originally coined by Michael, Brandon, and Luis this illusive status is what many strive for and few succeed
guy to friend: "Damn bro lets leave, that dude over there is on MLB status"
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When a male holds a lighter in a statue of liberty pose while doing a lady from behind.
I flicked my Bic and held it high while exclaiming Encore Encore!
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When a man fists a women via means of an uppercut, and then lifts her above his head and puts his arm over his chest to support himself. This can be an alteration of the "Fruit Punch" but menstration is not essential.
While playing street fighter in their back garden, Jacob accidently Dragonpunched Chelsea in the crotch, resulting in a Statue of Liberty, normal children would just play doctors and nurses for this kind of action.
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