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straight girl

straight girls are like spaghetti.... they are only straight until they get wet

Random girl: shit I love a girl but she's definitly a straight girl!
Me: No problem, she's a spaghetti
Random girl: WTF

by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo January 30, 2022

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Super straight

Mega virgin

โ€˜Hey do you date transgender girls?โ€™
โ€˜No. I donโ€™t think they are actual girls.โ€™
โ€˜Thatโ€™s kinda transphobicโ€™
โ€˜No itโ€™s not...โ€™
โ€˜Yeah it is dudeโ€™
โ€˜ itโ€™s my sexuality... I am super straight.โ€™
โ€˜Dude you need some fucking sleep.โ€™

by Smile, youโ€™re on camera. March 9, 2021

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


super straight

a dumb bitch that thinks they're making a sWaG sExUaLiTy!
You're straight and transphobic, fu <3

Normie : I'm sUpEr StRaIgHT B))
Me : FU <33

by DeathxP March 11, 2021

59๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


Straight Up

1. without stipulations or additions; outright.

2. indicating real talk; honesty.

3. a method of preparing a drink by straining the ice out after shaking or stirring it.
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1. "I bought that cell phone straight up, without a plan."

2. "That game of laser tag was straight up GANGSTA!"

3. "Appletini, straight up."

by johngodler69 October 21, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


straight edge

The term was coined by the late D.C. punk/hardcore band Minor Threat, who promoted, through their lyrics, a lifestyle free of drugs, alcohol and casual sex. Ian Mackaye, the band's lead, claimed not to have started a movement, however, in today's underground(or not-so-underground) societies of punk and hardcore, it has become a full-on label. One who claims "the edge" does not participate in "poisoning" their bodies. No drugs, no alcohol, no casual sex(and others will include veganism, abstaining from medications, even so far as caffeine, etc). X's are used to represent "the edge".

sXe, edge, straight-edge, xxx

by katy February 12, 2004

30๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


straight man

burning homosexual

average person: *is straight man*

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


painfully straight

Someone who does not realize they are being hit on by someone of the same gender. This person may seem to be attracted to someone of their same gender because of their unintentional flirtiness. However, the straight aura exudes from them in waves.

Example 1:
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.

Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.

Example 3:
No homo.

by BlkSwn November 30, 2017

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž