straight girls are like spaghetti.... they are only straight until they get wet
Random girl: shit I love a girl but she's definitly a straight girl!
Me: No problem, she's a spaghetti
Random girl: WTF
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โHey do you date transgender girls?โ
โNo. I donโt think they are actual girls.โ
โThatโs kinda transphobicโ
โNo itโs not...โ
โYeah it is dudeโ
โ itโs my sexuality... I am super straight.โ
โDude you need some fucking sleep.โ
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a dumb bitch that thinks they're making a sWaG sExUaLiTy!
You're straight and transphobic, fu <3
Normie : I'm sUpEr StRaIgHT B))
Me : FU <33
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1. without stipulations or additions; outright.
2. indicating real talk; honesty.
3. a method of preparing a drink by straining the ice out after shaking or stirring it.
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1. "I bought that cell phone straight up, without a plan."
2. "That game of laser tag was straight up GANGSTA!"
3. "Appletini, straight up."
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The term was coined by the late D.C. punk/hardcore band Minor Threat, who promoted, through their lyrics, a lifestyle free of drugs, alcohol and casual sex. Ian Mackaye, the band's lead, claimed not to have started a movement, however, in today's underground(or not-so-underground) societies of punk and hardcore, it has become a full-on label. One who claims "the edge" does not participate in "poisoning" their bodies. No drugs, no alcohol, no casual sex(and others will include veganism, abstaining from medications, even so far as caffeine, etc). X's are used to represent "the edge".
sXe, edge, straight-edge, xxx
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Someone who does not realize they are being hit on by someone of the same gender. This person may seem to be attracted to someone of their same gender because of their unintentional flirtiness. However, the straight aura exudes from them in waves.
Example 1:
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.
Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.
Example 3:
No homo.
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