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A part of the female external genitalia, pussy lips
Lick your ma's piss flaps yuh cunt!!!
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What I am now and you probarbly are if you typed this
Wooooooooo man im stoned, oh hang on im just pissed
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a phrase used to express an attitude of somebody that is full of energy, vigor, perhaps rowdiness or excitedness.
Dottering Old Man: Well hello there young fella! How might you be feeling today?
Timmy: I'm full of piss and vinegar, you crotchety ol' coot! Now, outta my way, I'm going to play with my friends!
Dottering Old Man: Good to hear! Say, I'll give you a lollipop if you squeeze my testicles two or three times!
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1) when you are urinating after defecating, and you proceed to defecate small, jelly-bean shaped waste from your anus. 2) a way of humorously describing a reaction to something that is really bad, or something that you wish to exaggerate. 3) a massive watery diarrhea burst.
1) When I got the piss shits last night while sitting on the bowl, I got piss water in my ass. 2) I got so freaked out by that dude jumping out from behind the wall, I got the piss shits. 3) I ate at White Castle last night and got a severe case of piss shits.
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Solo re-entry into an eatery where one has recently completed a meal with their significant other under the ruse of using the bathroom; when in fact; the express purpose of re-entry is to circle back and ascertain the availability and contact information of a bartender, server, fellow patron or former partner for a discreet encounter.
Virile Vic:
"Hey, Honey, I guess those ice teas must've hit me a little too hard, I gotta use the men's room. Why don't you go and warm-up the car?"
Dumb Donna:
"Ok, but; you really oughta see a urologist, you are doing this all the time.
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Virile Vic: "Hey there, I have been wanting to talk to you all night; you see my sister, gets embarassed when I talk to hot women in front of her; poor thing; since her husband left her for some tramp; cheating men are such jackasses and so insensitive; so I came back to talk to under the guise of a piss lap; to spare her feelings. I just could not let an opportunity to find out if you are someone who would be appreciative of what I have to offer be missed.
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A derogatory term for all Asians.
Them goddamn piss niggers caused this COVID outbreak
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panther piss was a whiskey produced in the early 1900's
my great-grandfather used to drink Panther Piss
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