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Merkin Men's Club

Formally known as Merkin Men's Club, U.S.A. the group consists of several chapters, mainly across America and is dedicated to educating the youth on the importance of wearing fake pubic hair.

Started by Leonord Plotz, of Canarsie, NY in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in Austin, Texas.

Merkin Men's Club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.

"Principal Edwards, you have to keep the Merkin Men's Club off our school grounds!"

"There's nothing I can do. They have as just a right to educate our kids as the sex and drug counselors do."

by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009

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The Handsome Men's Club

An elite club of men who tend to be referred to as "handsome". This group is shrouded by secrecy and irresistible sexiness. Few can stand against the erotic seductiveness of these men. Their motto goes as follows: "Wow, your handsome. Your perfect. Your incredible. You are one good looking son of a bitch. Good job, Mom. Amazing"

Matt Damon, Tony Romo, Ben Affleck are all part of the Handsome Men's Club, while Jimmy Kimmel is not.

To be a part of the Handsome Men's Club, one must first come to terms with one's inner handsome.

by comefiesta! April 9, 2011

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Respected Young Men

1. Men who are young, and or respected. O.o

2. Two anonymous rappers in an amazing group who are fucking uhhh-mazzingg!!
They have 2 new songs out, and an album to come.
Check out "Jetpacks" and "R.I.C.H" now!!!
:)

1. I can't understand why you don't find yourself one of those respected young men.

2. Respected Young Men are thee fucking shit man!!
They hate skanky people though o.O

by mludi.loves.rym December 7, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


big burly men

balls, testis, nuts, chin bumpers, ass smackers, the boys, the twins, or any othe forms of the two things that hang in your nut sack.

She even sucked my big burly men while my shlong was on her forehead.

by Dave March 3, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


man among men

A musician that shreds on his guitar that influences all other musician around him in his glorious ballad.

Hernandez is a man among men on his guitar creating music.

by undergroundlayer April 5, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ur mom is men

ur mom is men use when gohan spam ur mom}
opa's quote

gohan: ur mom
saldy: ur mom is men

by Sadly_f August 4, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


No Country for Old Men

The greatest and best movie of all time. Of all time.
A metaphor for how generation X and Y have degraded society and culture resulting in a time and a place unfit for old men.

Hey friendo, No Country for Old Men is the greatest and best movie of all time. Call it.

by Chad Jones July 7, 2022

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