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A large milf that likes to get it on nasty & aggressively.
Boy 1: "Man I just hit Shelby's mom"
2: "Damn!"
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Guilt a mother feels anytime she takes time to do something for herself, outside of work, that does not involve her children.
After barely seeing my children all week due to work, I had horrible 'mom guilt' when dropping them off at the sitter so I could go to the gym.
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Honestly you can say it for anything. Compliment, insult, describing your great aunt at her funeral! The possibilities are endless!
Ur mom: Hey Jimmy did you get your homework done?
Jimmy: ur mom
Karen: I dEmAnD tO sPeAk To ThE mAnAGeR!!! WhO iS hE!?!
Me: ur mom!
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A word describing usually a fat slob who gets treated like a special person because their mother feeds them too much and praises them when they've done something small.
Usually an adult dickless wonder around the age of 18 to 30, who pushes his girlfriend further away every time they get into a fight by running to mommy.
It would usually seem as though the mother and son have a fuck buddy relationship with how much they're both up each other's asses.
If the Son goes out of line and doesn't do what his mom says, then disobeys her by making his own choices, the mother yanks the leash harder and makes him "Mom's Bitch" Similar to prison bitch only cupcakes and candy are involved, along with the male genitalia actually metaphorically shriveling up.
Thomas: Mom I uh.. I think my girlfriend and I need more privacy. She thinks you're intruding and invading our privacy.
Mom: I see. I guess you don't care that I might be dead in five years. I try to see you often before that happens because I love you!
Thomas: But mom! We love you too we just need some privacy, we are adults!
Mom: You are being DISRESPECTFUL!
Mom's Bitch: I am sorry mommy. I'll never do it again.
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A 25 to 45 year old woman, usually caucasian, who drives her "precious angels" around in a giant miny van. They censor anything fun such as gta and cod. Internet is what she calls "hell" because she's too stupid to teach them internet safety. Her children are a girl and a boy, both of whom got to some after school activity or another. They are usually dumb, slutty, and a bitch/asshole when they grow up. Her husband is some lawyer or a doctor who makes more more in a week than some people do in 3 months which is a crying shame. He is always on a "buisiness trip", fucking his secretary. The children can't see or hear ANYTHING BAD or they will grow up to be "poisened and scarred". I think they shelter them too much, they need a healthy dose of reality. And so do the parents.
I was sitting in the mall food court with my friend, talking about GTA SA and how I stole cars and killed people and stuff. The soccer mom was like, DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT IN FRONT OF MY KIDS, and I was like, it's just reality. You gotta accept it. Go some where else then.
Fucking stupid soccer mom
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The most homophobic, Controlling, And total pain in the ass parent alive. While the soccer mom is a terrible beast the Christian mom beats them, this mother will do anything in her power to shield her poor child from everything and will force Jesus upon them, making them go to church everyday, going to a Christian school, going to church camp, and many more activities. If you sadly stumble apon them and disagree with them they will end you
" sorry my mom said i can only go to church camp not art camp"
"damn your mom is a Christian mom that really sucks"
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