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A scientifically illiterate person. One who doesn't have basic understanding of, or denies, scientific facts.
A creationist, flat-Earther, or geocentrist.
That science retard doesn't seem to know the most basic scientific concepts.
The science retards claimed the Earth was only 6,000 years old!
Alexander said the Sun goes around the Earth. What a science retard!
Those science retards are discussing how man and dinosaur lived together. Idiots!
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Individual tasked with maintaining control of a single tard while outside the confines of the retard school. Their duties mostly revolve around keeping the tard from going full retard and unleashing their retard strength on the public. Usually the number of handlers to the tard is an excellent indicator of a retard's strength. A one to one ratio would indicate a low strength retard whereas two handlers to one tard indicates a super strength retard.
The Secret Service is made up of the nation's most elite and well trained retard handlers.
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This is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. They missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. Attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked BECAUSE of their looks and nothing else. Usually occurs in males. Excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.
So I met a boy and I was trying to hang out with him:
me: Hey, since we only hang out at bars, how 'bout you go to this thing with me?
him: I'm going to that with my friends April 7th!
. . . . .
(Silence)
me: Okay, well I hope you guys have fun.
If he wasn't into me, this would have just been an asshole move, but apparently he WAS into me and just a fucking idiot because now he's my boyfriend.
P.S. Even when I brought up how socially retarded that was he still did not invite me.
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A Retarded Cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.
Host: There's still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?
John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.
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A person whom goes to the Redbox movie rental machine and...
1. Either takes abotut 20 minutes to decided on one movie choice.
2. Does not know how to use the Redbox machine and takes about 20 minutes to figure it out.
3. Keeps insisting that a movie is available when Reedbox says its not available.
Lynn: Jim, did you get the movie i wanted to watch from the Redbox?
Jim: No, there was a Redbox Retard trying to decided a movie and the line was starting to warp around the builiding.
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A person raised by bible thumping religious fanatics who is incapable of creating a complete sentence without using the words "jesus", "god", "sinner", "salvation," or "amen."
An unbalanced individual who speaks of jesus in such an intimate manner that it becomes uncomfortable to the point you want to vomit then they show you thier jesus tattoo.
A coworker who feels he is ordained by god to leave religious material in the bathrooms, lunchroom, the bulletin boards and your desk.
The cute girl at work that you at one time you briefly considered joining her church in hopes of banging her but decided it would be too wierd to hear her screaming for jesus while you do her. Whose desk looks like an altar and ends every sentence with the phrase "jesus loves you!"
The creepy neighbor who waits for you too come home every day so they can tell you they spent the day praying for your salvation and that your girlfriend is a wanton slut who sleeps in satan's bed.
Office worker 1: "Who put all the religious crap all over the bathroom?"
Office worker 2: "That's Justin's doing, the creepy guy from the mail room with the jesus tattoo."
Office worker 1: "I should kick his ass!"
Office worker 2: "It would not do any good, he would just ask god to forgive you, he's a jesus retard."
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Disgraceful or inappropriate public behaviour that would never be tolerated from a "normal" person, but is accepted when that person is retarded/disabled.
Johnny Downer (whilst rubbing his genitalia through his dungarees) shouts: "EUEUEEEERRGHHH DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU DIRTY WHORE?!"
Sexy female 1 (turns, shocked and appalled): "Excuse me?!"
Johnny Downer's carer: "I am awfully sorry, he has Down's syndrome"
Sexy female 1 (embarrassed smile): "Awww, isn't he a lovely young man? Don't worry about it, have a nice day!"
Johnny Downer (with a dirty grin): "I love my retard rights"
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