1) an assignment given to students by AP english teachers
2) the most effctive form of torture used by english teachers
3) the worst spent weekend of your life
4) the one thing you never want to procrastinate on
5) the one thing you always end up proctartinating on
6) the number one reason why AP english students commit suicide
1)Oh shit Souza's book talk is due monday.. FML
2)Michael: Dude did you do that book talk yet?
Keana:... Fuck!
3) Alex: hey what are you doing this weekend?
Justin: AP book talk
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When you get anally gaped by a large primate like creature resulting in weeks of uncontrollable anal leakage.
"Man I got a massive case of the oozing ape gape from visiting the zoo last week"
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the cause of many sleepless nights
why did i have to take AP US History???
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A free to play battle royale game released in 2018. Ape Sex Legends is a huge rival to Gaynite. The game was developed and created by the same people who created Titanfall (or as some people like to call it "Tityfall"), and is has more LGBT members than I thought, like Gibraltar, who is gay, and Bloodhound who is non-binary.
*Hey man, wanna play some Ape Sex Legends?
*Sure man, I'll get on and tape those apes
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1. An impossible class that results in sleepless nights, ruined GPAs, failing grades. Death. But it will teach you more about history, economics, culture, social hiearchy, politics and you guessed it ... history than any other class - if u make it out alive. Usually taken by sophomores who don't know how hard AP classes are, but honestly the first AP is always hell so it's usually better just to get it over with. Also the exam is much easier than the class.
Grade in Class: C
Grade on AP World History Exam: 5
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the worst goddang class you will ever take where syntax is freaking everywhere and yet you still dont understand what it means. it tortures the mind and ruptures your soul by its never ending annotations on pointless readings that no one ever actually cares about.
Hey whatd you do in ap language and composition today?
We learned about the what alliteration, hyperbole, simile, metaphor, syntax, syllogism, and enthymeme were and how they effectively pertain to real life situations.
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A piece of shit plus everything that you hate in your life put together into one giant Lego that you will step on... Don't take this class. You WILL regret it and you will shit a brick. Specifically the Lego brick that you just made.
pain, shit, more shit, AP European History
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