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When you receive such a blowjob with such an orgasmic spasm that you “can’t stop cumming!”
God that was good, I’m totally grandma’s boying.
When u screw ur grandpa in the ass but not with ur dick but with a corn on the cob
Stan: I don't want you amd grandpa doing the dirty grandma again plz it's thanks giveing we gotta eat the corn
This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
An old woman is sexier than any other woman in the universe! She has busty breasts, nice hips and a thick ass. A MILF that everyone will love because her age is 70 but she looks 32.
On a Sunday, go to your grandma’s house, put shredded cheese in your butthole, let melt and then fart.
Friend one: dude! It’s Sunday!
Friend two: Okay I’ll get the cheese grater
Sunday’s at grandmas
when a grandma is doing karaoke in front of a group of people espically the grandkids
grandma-oke is when cool hip grandma is singing karaoke with her grandkids to modern music