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"Hogan" on "Hogan's Heroes." He was also a sex addict who got killed by a pervy friend.
"After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." - Peter Griffin of the Family Guy
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a bald guy who fails to do everything and is made of clay. he has friends that are talking cars and trucks. in a few words.
HE IS A FREAKIN BLOB OF CLAY WHO HAS NO REAL FRIENDS AND IS AN EMO SON-OF-A-GUN WHO GAVE UP ON LIFE AND CANT GET A WOMAN!!!
someone random:hey bob can u fix my toy car??
bob the builder: no its fucked
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Beach bob is a term used within the game Ark Survival Evolved, generally to address another player of below average skill or experience. As a result of being incompetent these players usually cannot migrate from the spawn beaches, hence the name beach bob.
Thorny and Otrapq are probably two of the biggest beach bobs I have ever seen.
CaptainRexRyan only plays dedi servers cause he’s a bob.
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The Bob Dylan is an extension of Docking in which two men stand opposite of each other naked with penises fully erect. One male must have a foreskin, the foreskin is placed over the other mans penis. A third male then joins in between the two males and plays both penises like a harmonica just like the legend Bob Dylan.
Johny and Mike came round last night to have a docking session. I got to be The Bob Dylan.
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When you decide to paint a landscape even though you're a horrid artist so you ace it, in attempts that it'll look like a masterpiece.
*looks at their canvas* I don't think I can draw this, It'll look horrible. I'm gonna Bob Ross It!
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A tricky sexual maneuver involving one female and five males. It consists of the penetration of a female through her three primary entrance orifices (vagina, anus, mouth) by three of the males, while ejaculating the other two males with her hands. While it is indeed a difficult maneuver, it has been proved possible to achieve.
The first ever Bobbing Penguin was purportedly accomplished in a hotel in London, England involving one American female and five Englishmen.
Rumor also exists of a possible DVDA Bobbing Penguin involving seven males, although there has not been enough evidence to suffice this tale.
This feat has gained the name of “Bobbing Penguin” because of the imagery of a penguin bobbing as it is walking.
Rachael has proved to be very open and talented sexually, as she has accomplished the difficult and exceptionally prestigious Bobbing Penguin maneuver.
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