A man to measure the sex they had with a kid and tape it
Tyler: hey samuel.
Sam: no not again .
Tyler: this time im bringing the child connersaur with us
Cc (behimd tree) yesss!
Popsicle child, (or popsicle baby) is a baby created from sperm that has previously been frozen for artificial insemination.
The lesbian couple down the street have a popsicle child.
1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.
2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.
I am a closet child. Let me be with my people.
The child of two or more people (fiction or real) you want to get together.
I love Deku x Uraraka, I made a ship child for them!
Someone who is technically an adult but feels like they are a child still. Most common amongst recent college graduates.
Man 1: I'm such a Child Adult
Man 2: What's a Child Adult?
Man 1: I'm technically an adult...but feel like I should be in high school.
Man 2: I feel that
slang term for a flaccid penis.
See also cock penis
Do you think my floppy child is small
I'm so excited i think i'll never see my floppy child again
I'm going to the shop to buy some viagra for my floppy child
a very annoying child that repeatedly screams while you are trying to play Minecraft with the boys
me: hey guys
fortnite child: Oh My GoD I FrEaKiNg DieD
me: is he having a stroke?