Mirror Universe Female Shatner

A weak minded social justice warrior who still lives in a low-rent apartment, had their mommy and daddy pay for their college tuition, and has never worked for anything in their life.

Synonym(s): Anti-American, Socialist, Moron, Speedbag, Retard, Lefttard, Libtard, and Liberal Retard.

Mirror Universe Female Shatner isn't a human being. She needs to be exterminated.

Dominant Female Bottom

A woman who loves missionary Sex , she take control of sex while and telling her man to talk dirty etc that’s called an Dominant Female Bottom

Im totally a dominant female bottom with my boyfriend . I make him talk dirty and bam.

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female oil change

When the uterus Walls Start to shed.
At the beginning of the menstrual cycle email goes down on the female as in (munching rug licking the clam having a pink taco) sucks out this sweet hot sauce AKA the uterus wall membrane

She had her boyfriend perform a female oil change on her

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bring the female out of

To have a man crush on another guy.

Man, that Matt Lauer, he can just bring the female out of me.

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your female parent is a homosexual

this is basically the worst insult ever, ur mum gay, yet it makes it seem as if you are sophisticated and you are actually smart, but not really since you used that roast

daniel: ur mum gay
tod: negative, on the contrary, your female parent is a homosexual
daniel: no u
tod: *head explodes*

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Universal Female Rating System

Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.

Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."

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disregard females, acquire currency

disregard females (ignore any individual that is born with vaginal genetalia), acquire currency (attempt, by any means, to possess the greatest accumulation of material wealth)

"disregard females, acquire currency". (Don't get a girlfriend, make money) currency

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