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When one has to use the toilet and has extremely liquified diarrhea, to the point where all the liquid shit flows out of ones anus, as a waterfall. This action usually occurs after one has had particularly bad Mexican food, or just eats very unhealthily
Person 1: “how was your day, bro?”
Person 2: “ awful. It was going pretty good, but when I went to take a shit, I had a Mexican waterfall instead! I haven’t been able to walk normally all day after that!”
When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot
Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Inhaling steam from a hot pocket, and exhaling it, imitading the smellyness of stereotypical ghetto mexican's breath after eating a taco or burrito
See that guy going off on that mexican breath? Smells like Juan when he smashed his hoe.
A completely innocent and non-offensive term that can be used to fool and confuse the gullible. In reality, it means nothing, but is used with the implication of sone hidden depth or sordid detail.
"You taught me so much, I even know what felching is!"
"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"
"No, what's that?"
"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"
A Mexican Sunset made with one bottle of Jose to half a gallon of Sunny D.
A phrase to describe a skinny Hispanic or Latin American person who has a lot more strength then they look.
Coach Peachy: Can I have some of yall take this stuff back to the gym.
Students: Yes Coach!
Paula: *Picks up the heaviest equipment like its nothin*
Coach Cool: Damn look at Paula Go!
Coach Arrow: Must be that Mexican Strength.
Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.
Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.