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When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.
Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
An exemplary example of the female species that will, despite all of your best efforts, manage to fuck up all of your carefully laid out plans by not arriving at the pre-agreed destination with the sole intention to create frustration.
"Whats the matter Tom? You seem down".
"I had a date with Hillary and she didn't show up".
"I tried to tell ya man, she's a plan slut".
A person who you've developed a crush on, but 'plan' is in the name because you have another crush. It's basically their code name.
Oh my god. Plan AA just half-hugged me.
Plans you make with people you have no real intention of carrying out
:Plans friends make knowing they will never happen
Person 1 "Hey it's been a long time, we should get together soon and do something!
Person 2 "Yeah of course, I'll let you know when I'm free..." (He just made Ghost plans with him)
A plan you make with your friends or strangers while doing cocaine, such as a road trip, but which you have no intention of actually doing.
I don’t actually plan on moving to Miami, that was just a coke plan
1 set of assisted pull-ups
1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.
Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!
A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.
PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.
Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time