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Move to another pub whilst someone is in the toilet without telling them ..
we throw u in the river as you were playing up that much you were going to get us kicked out of the pub
Woozy river rafting is what dvbbs does at concerts
the crowd surf on a pool raft-- it's awesome
"Dude did you see dvbbs woozy river rafting? They better do that at every concert"
When you roll your dick in honey, cover it in hair, and then fuck her in the ass.
she said she wanted an animal experience in bed so I gave her the grizzly back river.
A dick fucking a chick on her period
I had to take out the ol' red river hog on Friday.
Shing Mun river is basically a river in Hong Kong that smells like shit and also full of shit especially dog shit that is why it smells so bad
Me: do you what river smells like my horses shit
You: dunno the river Nile ?
Me: nope is called the Shing Mun river
Girlfreind: I just started my period
Boyfriend : the raging river of blood is upon us
Girlfriend:shut up Dave
Boyfriend : the the raging volcanoe God we must sacrifice a tampon to save it
Girlfriend :I hate you