Hot Sock

A term used for the action of one pinching loaves into a sock and smacking their partner silly with it.

I gave your grandmother the old "Hot Sock."

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socks and sandals

A footwear combination worn only by the fashion-challenged.

If it's hot enough for sandals, it's too hot to wear socks.

If it's cold enough to wear socks, it's too cold for sandals.

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Red Sock

Following anal sex the cock is removed only to discover the intestinal lining remaining on the shaft of the penis. This anal lining is referred to as the red sock. There are depictions of ritualistic red sock parties on fragments of Hellenistic Greek vases, and it was also popular among pagan cultures in the 8th Century AD. Outlawed in 1324 by Baron von Shisenpipe it has subsequently gone underground, often enjoyed in backstreet massage parlours.

Can I fry your red sock please Donna?

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sock fetish

When one (usually men) become aroused by the site of women's ( or mens...eww) socks or sock covered feet.

I grew hard when I saw Brooke changing her socks. Hopefully she doesn't see this hardon...damn this sock fetish.

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pig sock

During dry, anal sex, the dude pulls his cock out so fast that her anus gets ripped inside-out, and hangs from her ass-hole like an old sock.

While I was doing her in the butt, the phone rang, and I jumped to answer it, leaving her with a pretty nasty 'pig sock'.

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Pink socking

When you reach inside someone's anal cavity and pull their arsehole out

"Woah Sarah there's liquid shit all over the walls!"

"Sorry, I received a good ol pink socking last night and now my arse is loose"

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Put on socks

To place a condom or "rubber" around a penis, or "dick"

Before me and my girl got it on, I "put on socks" to make sure we wouldnt have a bun in the oven.

STAY SAFE KIDS

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