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Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010


stroke warrior

People who had a stroke BUT didn't feel that they weren't a "stroke victim" or, "stroke survivor". They wanted to show themselves and the world that they were able to build their muscles and their brain by using brain building exercises, muscles building exercise and they know that their brains' neurons were able of neuroplasticity; just like child, teenagers, adults and elder adults were. The Stroke Warrior' brains' neurons were rerouting their neurontransmissions past dying ones and making a map from new neurons.

Stroke Warrior: Watch this. I can run up their stairs with my bare feet.
Doctor: Uh. That's not possibility!
Stroke Warrior: (runs up the stairs). See?
Doctor: Wha---

by Son of Dionysis January 13, 2019


stroke warrior

A person who has suffered a stroke who has harnessed a "fighting spirit" to assist them in their recovery and in life.

"Alon is a stroke warrior, overcoming the prognosis given to him by the medical community, achieving what he was told was impossible."

by alontree September 2, 2021


The Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other.

Wanna go with me and John to the bathroom to do The Lamp Stroke?

by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024


the stroking leaves

A band consisting of Nicole, Jaime , Nick and Matt which uses the stroking of leaves as instruments

hey dude the stroking leaves are in town, lets check them out!!! I wish i can stroke leaves as well as they do

by Janicatt December 30, 2004


stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.

Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.

by mackdaddytothe69thpower February 17, 2011


Day one strokes

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them

I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.

by Grantivanschilte April 19, 2024