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Tool Squad

A group of the coolest kids known to man. They all get together to circle jerk over atheism and politics among other ventures. They all love the P as well

Cole must be a member of Tool Squad because COLE LIKES WEINER

by McdouchebagTheThird December 10, 2012


Tool Squad

Singular: tool squadee

a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.

The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.

Bob: So then I said-

John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.

(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)

Bob: *whew* That was close.

Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.

Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?

by ainm-cleite October 28, 2014


tool mark

Tool mark: the offspring of a complete douche bag, otherwise known as a tool. The tool mark is the "mark" the "tool" has left on the world.

He's wearing white sunglasses...and she's pregnant. She is going to pop out a tool mark.

by Sugar-coated sarcasm February 04, 2018


Webmaster Tools

Website that contains downloads for webmasters to use for website development, seo (search engine optimization)

Training video's,keyword suggestions,webmaster tools,plugins,scripts,back-links,website advice etc.

by WebsiteGuru November 18, 2011


dull tool

Someone who isn't capable of understand, or isn't smart enough to understand. A person who doesn't get the current situation

"You're such a dull tool, how can you not underst and to what I'm saying?"

by Imortal_tail October 10, 2017


decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe

She's a decking tool!!

by TheOGGoat! September 29, 2017


zon tool

1)mega tool.

2)An idiot, who can't take the initiative to make his or her own decisions on bands or issues and lets trl control those opinions which he or she cannot make.

that zon tool just bought the "lil bow wow" CD.

by emsevolmomruoy November 07, 2006