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The best most awesome guy you would ever meet kind yet confusing never wants to show true emotion to friends. Can be a little rude at times but when ticked off a special way gets very angry and will fight. He is definitely someone who is great at almost everything but never tries is lazy at times. Usually white and brown hair great to those he loves and is great at pleasing a girl will do anything for her.
"That guy is such a dakota wilson"
"I wish i had a dakota wilson"
Used to imply retardicity or dumbassyness
*sees hayden's Sophie Wilson Mouth*
'Sophie has a scraggly ass mouth'
When you shit in a trumpet and blow it in someone’s face just before they come.
We were going at it on Friday night and I ended it with a Nathaniel Wilson.
When you are not respecting personal boundaries and calling / texting too frequently or at inappropriate times.
OMG, I’m getting ‘Wilsoned’ right now by Karen.
When a woman who has a heavy flow and still proceeds to have sex then puts the blood on her hand and smacks her partner in the chest after completion. Meaning a mixture of blood and semen
"I just Wilsoned that bitch."
Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.
"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."