Private Square

A penis or vagina

Luanne: This is my private square, please do not touch me there, nooooooooooooooooooo rape!
Bob III: Aww, I wanted to get laid.

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Punnet Square

1 Somebody who needs to get out of their house and have a good time a shut in
2 The maker of a bad pun/joke

1"No I'd rather play WOW than go to Amber's party." "Dude, you are SUCH a punnet square."
2}"So I said, 'don't be so crabby'ha ha!" "...You're a punnet square."

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bj squared

1.when someone performs a blow job while bungie jumping.
2.when somone bungie jumps using a dick in their mouth as the bungie cord.

Dude seriously we've all had a bj squared said the black man.

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19 squared

used by the "gangsters" in the 361 area code. (19 squared= 361.)
This area code is used by the various small towns in southern Texas- Victoria, Inez, Lolita, Vanderbilt, etc.

Guy 1:"Yo man, where you from?"
Guy 2:"Nineteen squared, son!" (makes the 19 squared symbol with his hands.)

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JAZZ SQUARE

USED IN MUSICAL THEATRE...A BASIC DANCE STEP.

You can't do a JAZZ SQUARE?!?!
HOW did you get this part??

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square away

When you gets to 4 o'clock and your boss looks around at a pile of rubble he's just made and says "Alright let's have a square away," you diligently sweep it up only for him to make more mess as he looks busy for the last half hour when the punter turns up.

Can also be used as a mild threat muttered under one's breath.

Jack, can you square away that plaster?

Shut up Joe, I'll square you away!

At the end of the day, square it away.

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Squared a Douglas

When one steps in the poo left by a dog. usually in the streets.

Whats up lad, why you stopping

shit lad, I've Squared a Douglas

have you squared one yah lad!

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