Donkey shlong

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex

Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong

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Donkey shiner

When engaged in anal sex, you turn the womans face towards you as you are about to ejaculate and punch her in the eye, giving her a shiner. No particular reason, just cause you can.

I totally gave that bitch a donkey shiner...yea i got court in a week austin.

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Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.

1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.

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Slut Donkey

Urban term for a young lady who gives it away easily and is also easy on the eye. Originating in Barcelona, it has since be used by some of the worlds most notorious playa's.

Random tourist: The woman in this country are fit
Mullet: In our country we call them Slut Donkeys

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Daddy Donkey

When a woman is fucking a donkey and calls it daddy, while fucking the donkey.

Yo! Have you watched that daddy donkey?! Shit is insane bro!

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Power Donkey

Someone who has failed their way to the top, and is incapable of recognizing their failure as such.

Aka: a player who has failed their way to the top ranking of a game, yet still fails at the basics of the game.

"dude, don't be a Power Donkey, you can do this"

"dude, look at this Power Donkey fail all over the place."

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Donkey Punch

The Call of Duty Move originally done by xbox live gamer tag Snatchier Pigeon and Ballboy007

This move is when you prone or crouch behind a teammate or enemy and knife them in the back while yelling "DONKEY PUNCH!"

This can be used to annoy teammates or simply get revenge on annoying teammates

I just totally Donkey Punch'd this guy

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