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A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
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Joshiro007 makes cool definitions and all, but why the hell did he make this a word in his definition for D&D?
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."
little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."
mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
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My friend Farah said "fuckin weird" is the new pretty.
I'm the CEO of taking fuckin weird pictures
When the girl feels so bad for you she'll fuck you just out of pitty
Girl 1: did you really pitty fuck Sam
Girl 2: He just looked so sad I just felt bad
Girl 1: so you end up pitty fucking him
Having sexual intercourse with a muslim women who is completely naked except for her head dress.
Moe: what are you doing ?
Margaret: Taking off my clothes
Moe: we're fuckin' with the scarf on
a Fuckin bitchass hoe is a person who is also known as a Cuck and / or Whore,
my gf is a Fuckin bitchass hoe