Meat Cliff

The large fleshy mass of a hefty woman that hangs directly over her crotch area.

Bill couldn't see the girl's camel toe because her meat cliff was blocking it.

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Meat Grinder

An extremely controlling woman in a relationship. Will make you lose your manhood. 9/10 times it is a close friend.

Person 1: she is so hot.
Person 2: yea but she never lets me go out.
Person 1: sounds like a meat grinder.

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Meat Thunder

The noise made by bumping uglies.

I hear meat thunder coming from my parents room at night.

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meat sweats

Refers to an intense build up of perspiration as a result of the excess consumption of meat or meat related products.

James needed to mop his brow as he had a bad case of the meat sweats.

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meat puppet

1. Another name for a human being, especially one who doesn't think for herself/has no soul and is therefore controlled by others. 2. An ugly bag of mostly water.

I'm so sick of all these meat puppets eating up all the tater tots.

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beat the meat

verb synonym for masturbation

"Hey stop beating the meat!"

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Meat Puddles

When a woman's breasts have become so flabby that when she wears a push-up bra or corset her breasts lay flat ,instead of perky, and ripple and slosh like water when they move.

Jane's tits look like meat puddles, dude.

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