frilled shark

A creepy as hell shark that has been around for a long time and live for 3 and a half years and lives at the bottom at the ocean.

The frilled shark came by swimming and ate the fish

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loan shark

One who loans money to others, usually charging a high amount of interest and enforcing payment with physical force.

Damn, if I don't pay back that 50G's to the loan shark, I'm finna get fucked up real soon!

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Beef The Shark

When a ferociously stinky fart erupts from the anus, causing disgust amongst the people around you.

*friend farts*
"Dude, did you Beef The Shark?"

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Right Shark

To do something adequately, or even in an exemplary manner, without necessarily seeking or receiving attention/praise for one's acts. While Left Shark is shaking (or messing) things up, Right Shark is over there making sure things go smoothly.

A: "Man, the bathrooms are spotless! Did you clean them?"
B: "It was C I think, but I never heard anyone ask him to clean up in there."
A: "Huh... I was talking to him earlier and he didn't even bring it up. Dude's so Right Shark, he should totally get a raise."

"Hey the landlord's coming over to show the house to someone today. I'm working a double today, but could you be a Right Shark and tidy up before he gets there? Thanks!"

"Wanna be my wingman when we go out tonight? Last week Jeff Left Sharked it before I could get that girl's number. You've rightsharked for me at this in the past though, so I trust you."

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beer shark

One who can't afford beer but feasts on innocent people's brewskies who can actually afford an 18 pack of Busch.

Edward was snagging everyone's beer at Brian's party, freaking beer shark.

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Whale Shark

The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT

"OMG MAN I LOVE WHALE SHARKS SO MUCH THEYRE THE BEST I LOVE THEM" -every sensible person ever

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Shark Park

A group of sharks

Many Sharks together, hunting as a group.

The shark park lingered behind the school of fish.

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