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earth a toilet

concept of peeing and deffing on the earth, trashing the earth

just flip your stick out the window earth a toilet!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

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toilet bowl

A championsip game culminating a season of competition with various teams.

Turd Burglars vs. Pissants.... Turd Burglars are on the blitz... they've burgled a turd... Now they're penetrating the backfield.. Flushdown, Turd Burglars !!!!!

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

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Toilet Witch

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom

Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.

by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021


Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.

There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.

by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020


Toilet Theater

When you're in the bathroom and you're making dramatic sounds. For example, when peeing you make the sounds of relief. When pooping, you scream yelling at the heavens....

Guy - I just came from the men's room and there was a dude performing toilet theater in the stall. The sounds he was making while taking a shit was like an opera.

by Jay Santy TRSS April 23, 2016


horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.

The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.

by human dictionary December 5, 2014


Toilet wisdom

Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.

Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.

by rufik April 7, 2020