Adderall Hands

Extremely cold hands or fingers from taking adderall, any pill that causes vasocontriction, or just because your blood circulation sucks. If one suffers from this condition they must announce they have adderall hands and then put there hand(s) on the nearest persons neck/face to share the wealth.

victim- "I have the worst adderall hands right now"
person- "dude those are freezing"

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Mom Hands

The ability mothers have to touch excessively hot objects (such as those inside an oven) that should not be humanly possible.

<Guy 1> "Dude your mom just pulled that turkey out of the oven without mitts how are her hands not on fire?"
<Guy 2> "She's got mom hands! They feel no pain man."

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e-hand

some weird code for dick

tom extends his e-hand

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GaGa Hand

BACKGROUND: Lady Gaga is known for her celebration of all things "monster like". In her music video for "Bad Romance" Gaga makes her hands look like claws as part of her dance routine. The term "Monster Claws" refers to the intentional mimicking of Gaga's claw like hands in order to signify fan-hood. However, the term "gaga hand" refers to a condition in which a person is caught making "monster claws" subconsciously, or completely by accident. This is often captured in photograph and realized later. Commenting on a photograph by telling someone they have "gaga hand," implies that that person is such a rampant fan of gaga, and always has gaga on their mind, and thus their hand(s) subconsciously, and uncontrollably form into "gaga hand."

FACEBOOK PHOTO COMMENTS:

"I know she is just trying to grab that last cookie...but she totally has gaga hand."

"EW! What the hell are you trying to do in this photo??? It looks like you are trying to grope him with gaga hands!"

"You totally have gaga hand in the photo. Ra ra ah ah ahhh! Roma ro-ma ma, ga ga ooo la la, what your bad romance!"

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Hand up

When you raise your hand

He said Hand up so I raised my hand

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sloppy hand

When you come in your hand and then smack the girl across the face.

I sloppy handed her hard last night.

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Pimp Hand

One of the most dangerous hands of all. Purpose is to maintain order with hoes, friends, others. The pimp hand works by swingin the back of the hand into someones face to straighten to make them act right. This confident and respected hand is very powerful.

My pimp hand is strong and will backhand cha.

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