You sir

Two words placed before a gross insult. Implies politeness but then delivers a brutal slam dunk to the recipient. Very British.

Dude 1: "You worthless motherfuckin' dawg!"
Dude 2: "You sir, are a cunt."

Liverpool Fan: "Eh, eh! Stuffed yer arse in the Cup Final!!"
West Ham Fan: "You sir, are a Scouse Wanker."

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As You Know

A derogatory prepatory statement in a sentence used when telling someone something they should already know, but, in fact the author knows they do not.

As you know, gang leadership is run from the Prison Infrastructure.

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you thought

sym. for sike

This person came up to me and asked me for money and i was like "you thought!"

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You Betcha

A Minnesotan phrase that can be translated into the following...
1- "Yes"
2- "I agree"
3- "You sound like you know more then I do"
4- "You're wrong, but I'll make you feel better about it"
5- "If not more"
6- "Damn Wisconsin Packer Cheeseheads"
7- "You're annoying"

1- "And would you like fries with that?" You Betcha
2- "This weather could be worst." You Betcha
3- "...therefore those chemicals cannot be mixed." You Betcha
4- "Our neighbor is one of them gay guys, I think, don't cha know." You Betcha
5- "We got at least three feet of snow." You Betcha
6- "Eloo der, I'm frum Wiscaaansin." You Betcha
7- "Oh my god, I was like, no way, and he was like, way." You Betcha

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curse you

An expression of contempt directed at someone else, used often by comic book villains in childrens' cartoons. The word "curse" here may stand in for some more colorful language that a super villain might use without being too profane for TV.

"Curse you, Aquaman! You'll never find where I hid Atlantis!"

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What you on

Another way of saying what you doing

What you on foenem?

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turn you on

Getting someone to feel horny

that naked picture i took for you in the shower will really turn you on!

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