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Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.
“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”
Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.
A kid almost died on the third floor.
The Gaming Third-Eye is another way of saying a gamer has evolved in to its later stages. Someone who has opened the Gaming Third-Eye usually has 12 hours game sessions with short break intervals and is usually only found in older people/ people who don't have school because they have nothing better to do they game for a long period of time.
Person 1: dude have you seen Chris lately?
Person 2: No man, he opened his Gaming Third-Eye
The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.
PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”
Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.
Double-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.
My double-third-cousin is a good person.