Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

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Thomas Goal

A goal or point scored using no skill or massive amounts of luck. Usually very ugly.

"I can't believe we lost that game because of that shitty gay ass goal"

"Yeah, that one was a textbook Thomas goal"

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Crusty Thomas

First you put it in her ass then bust a nut and continue 2 fuck her then when the friction from the anal sex makes your cman crust around your weiner you make her lick it off.

i made Christina throw-up after she finished giving me a Crusty Thomas

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Thomas Gordon

By his first name he is a tank engine and also greek for twin, but by his second he is from a part royal scottish decent. He is just over average looking, very sporty quite like the american baseball player 'tom gordon' . Nicknamed 'flash' after the superhero 'flash gordon'. Gordon can also mean large dick/penis.

oh my gosh he has such a Gordon.
Who?

Thomas Gordon of course!

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Thomas selby

Thomas selby is a man who has a massive ass

“Omg look it’s Thomas Selby and his fat ass”

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Thomas finn

A legend where if you say this name 3 times he will appear in a dark corner of your room

Girl : Thomas Finn Thomas finn Thomas finn

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Parker Thomas

The biggest nigga there is

You see Parker Thomas over there he is the biggest nigga ever

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