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An extremely overweight individual who cannot walk without their thighs making a thundering clap.
This term has been used mistakenly to myself.
I had a horrible bicycle accident when I was young and my right thigh was ripped open, even though they stitched it with 16 stitches, I still feel pain more than 10 years later.
This part they stitched isn't flat like the rest of my thigh so it tends to rub against my other thigh and because this accident made it hard for me to be active, yes I am a big guy - not a fat guy, my legs are more muscle than fat, I can bike my 280 body up a vertical hill on a 1 speed freestyler (sometimes I can't do it though..my right leg goes completly numb) well thats why I am not offended, because I am not the one your joke is even ment to be aimed at.
"John had a terrible accident, and now years later some few jealous - ex girlfriend co-workers are calling him 'thunder thighs', which is mistakenly used and is way out of context.. John thinks they should go F$!$#@ themselves!"
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A move executed by the Iron Wang of Justice to smite enemies and skank-whores alike.
John: I will strike you down with my Iron Wang of Justic
George: wtf, mate?
John: Feel the power of the Thunder Wanker.
George: Good God, man! You're knocking over the furniture!!
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He who is like Napoleon, short and crazy.
Thunder Dan conquered the tennis court.
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Having sexual intercourse twice with the same person in a short period of time.
"Last night, Leah and I went for a Thunder Run"
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When you dress up as the grinch and agressively fuck a chick on a mountain. Your heart won't grow three sizes but something else will.
I was at sunshine the other day and totally green thundered a bitch
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an African American who is very dark and smelly.they're extremely fat, but have jungle fever and like white girls.they like red bull.so stay away from them.
"oh shit here comes chocolate thunder!"
"RUNN!"
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