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It's just like saying "Voldemort", never to be mentioned.
One of the greatest WWE Wrestlers to ever be blackballed.
John: I love Chris Benoit! He's one of the most technical wrestlers ever
Dave: Who? You mean Stevie Ricards?
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America's number one Barack Obama stalker.
Cop 1: What the fuck is that in the grassy knoll?
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
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A fictional character created from a misheard lyric from the Harry Styles song, "Fine Line." The original joke was in the form of a Whisper meme from the Instagram account @girlbossharry, saying, "who the fuck is Chris Trepidation 😭😭" over a screenshot of the song on Spotify.
Harry Styles: Crisp trepidation / I'll try to shake this soon
Fan: Who the fuck is Chris Trepidation??
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A crack head with chapped lips who either cheats or is cheated on. He is often cycled very hard by a stripper like girlfriend.
Chris Mac bought Rory a Gucci belt and she got with a Greek the next night.
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The #1 guy who got fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson
Fleece Johnson: I sees ya Chris hansen, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours
Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—
Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.
Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*
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A condition where one is unable to properly use their hands when going about their normal duties due to a sudden paralysis of the wrist muscles. It Is also known as flapping syndrome.
While it can occur as a random mutation it is commonly found in people born with neck face.
That keeper totally fluffed his catch, what a Chris palsy
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The most badass pebble wrestler of the Universe. The rock whisperer. The rock climber that single-handedly changed the climbing industry. The man we wish we could be. He is the Rock NAVY Seal. The Chuck Norris of climbing, he makes the rocks come to him. Ok so he is a BAMF, end of story!
If you Chris Sharma the rock, the rock will do what you say.
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