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The act of pulling someone’s pants down and then simultaneously shoving m&m’s up their asshole.
I ran up to Dan and pulled his pants down during class and shoved all the m&m’s I had from the last rabbit turd I received, up his ass.
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Someone who is always dropping dumpage.
Ex.
Person 1
Susie is always in the bathroom.
Person 2
She's a turd logger man.
A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.
Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.
"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"
A bowel movement that is somewhere between normal and diarrhea. Consistently crescent shaped and varying in number.
I went to a kegger last night and have had squirrelly turds all morning.
Someone who enjoys faecal investigation.
Fred: I heard Mark likes to play with his shit before he flushes it.
Mike: yeah, he's a real turd surgeon!
When a person is so mean, that they actually inhabit the excrement that they are.
"That Lori is a real Turd Hobbit. She probably has a whole Turd Shire ."
An akward turd. When you have to crap at someone elses house and you let out a huge fart while doing it and you know people can hear you from outside the bathroom.
Sam: How was Cindy's party?
Josh: Not very good...
Sam: What happened?
Josh: Oh, I blew it with a hot girl becuase I had an awk-turd...
Sam: That sucks, dude!