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Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.
Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.
When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.
Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.
A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.
"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
Tammy Turtle is the human form of Stargirl (from the book by Jerry Spinelli). Her true nature is not as obvious as her outlandish clothing and free-spirited remarks on life and its hypocricies. Her clothing looks as if she fell into a dark closet and crawled out without caring to look in the mirror. This girl is not the prettiest gal you will cross in your life, but her endearing qualities (either her smile, eyes, hands, mind,) will cause you to do a double take. Just like in the book, once you let her go, you may never find her again.
Jordan: check out Tammy Turtle over there, would you believe what she is wearing?
Kate: I wish I that I could do some of the things that a Tammy Turtle does, but I don't think dressing like that will work for me.
When your turtle head peaks out too far and leaves a stain on your undies.
Hey Honey, can you wash my undies for me? My durty turtle left a big stain on them.
A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline
Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!
a south african dairy-based dish covered with an assortment of spices and sauces. Sometimes an extra ingredient is included to inhance the taste such as a tub of baby corpse genetalia caviar
"My mom knew as soon as I was born that she wasnt going to breast feed. She decided that turtle cage should be the center of my diet.