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When you suck the period blood out of a women's vagina, like a vampire.
I was twilighting my girl for a week last month.
To freak out over everything when faced with anything even remotely stressful. Usually results in crazed behaviour and maybe even a curse if it is not dealt with quickly.
Person 1: There’s a test next week and I’m totally not ready for it. *hyperventilating*
Person 2: Stop Twilighting, calm down.
Blurting out insane or obscene gestures while in between states of consciousness.
"Pterodactyls they're the only dinosaur that smells like that." Damn bro are you twilighting again?
Obsessing over a franchise, show or movie so much that you want to be a part of it. Such as being in love with a fictional character or enrolling yourself in a Hogwarts House.
Stacey's twilighting again. She put Hufflepuff as her house in her Twitter bio.
An intense headache produced by repeatedly rolling one's eyes. Particularly prominent while watching a Twilight Saga movie.
John: What's wrong man? You look awful!
Bob: My girlfriend made me watch the new Twilight movie. I rolled my eyes the whole time, and now I have the worst Twilight Headache.
John: TEAM EDWARD! *runs away crying*
When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.
The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".