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A person that comes out of the womb potty trained. This person is usually so awesome that they give naked lap dances at parties. Although they came out with this amazing talent it also causes them to cum prematurely. So they often have bastard children running around, or even locked in cages.
-Do you know Michael Detweiler?
- Yeah his first born Quimby is at the Boulevard locked in a cage.
-Diaper Virgin.
A term used in fanfiction. When a person has not posted any M rated fanfics online. They'll stay between the rating range of K+ to T.
I can't believe I just posted this fic! Now I've lost my Writing Virginity!
I'm not doing that kink meme! I'm keeping my Writing Virginity.
Welcome to our yaoi world, sister. Us, who have already lost our Writing Virginity.
someone: *makes statement*
everyone else: virgin tunnel
Someone who has neither had sex or ever masturbated.
“Iysis is a double virgin, lmao imagine.”
When you hear a song that you have never heard before, even though it's been out for a long time.
Girl-Wow! This song is good! I've never heard it before. Who let the dog's out? WHO, WHO, WHO, WH-WHO?!
Guy-So, you're a song virgin then?
Girl-Huh?
Guy-Never mind.
A throat that is never has been exposed to smoke, and is prone to pain during early stages of stonehood.
Throat Virgin: The blunt is making my throat hurt nigga. What the fuck is going on?
Stoner: Sounds like your a throat virgin
A By Consent Virgin, is someone who has never had sex on their own will, meaning their virginity has been taken away by rape, but they still classify themselves as a virgin by consent. They have also never had sex before with consent which the term Virgin comes from.
Girl 1: I’m so sorry for what happened to you.
Girl 2: it’s ok, I’m still a *by consent virgin*