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This is when your doing a chick for an excesive amount of hours and finaly you just blow a load all over her back and it spills down looking like a giant glue spill
Zach Wagoner was doing his dog and exploded everywhere on it..and did the zach wagoner's famous glue spill"
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to smell very bad (often with could, or would)
Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.
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A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.
Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!
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Something to be said when obnoxious people get out of their cars, tap on your window, and start yelling at you about conditions out of your control.
You're blocking the whole intersection! Move up!
*Has less than a foot to move up*
Go back to your sass wagon!
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When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!
I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
similar to band wagoner, but when some one has passed away before their time and everyone starts saying that the person who has died was their "best friend", or that they were so close with the person. mainly occurs in people who don't really have a cause in life and need to find some way to get attention and feel like they've done something productive for once. mostly occurs with teen deaths.
person 1: did you hear about joe? :(
Burden wagoner: yeah man, its too bad, that kid was my best friend.
person 1: didnt you only have like 1 class with him?
Burden wagoner: nah man. we hung out all the time and we were real close
person 1: oh, yeah okay.
Burden wagoner: no im serious, we really did hang out all the time.
person 1: alright. (sarcasm)
Someone who openly flames and shit talks many people, yet doesn't have a return address for there shit talk.
"Earl Fartsack" has 501 friends on an internet social network, he regularly flames and all caps messages their public spaces, but yet "Earl Fartsack" himself doesn't let anyone or thing reply to him. What a total bounce wagon, mother spunk face's Bounce Wagon needs to be falcon punched.