Well no dip Sherlock Holmes

Something you tell someone who states the obvious. More school friendly.

Similar:
No shit! (Less school friendly).

Example:

Guy 1: Hey! It's freaking cold as heck out here!
Guy 2: Well no dip Sherlock Holmes!

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Well color me surprised

A phrase used when you are surprised and impressed with an outcome, especially when you were sure nothing good was going to come of it. Similar to saying "Well I'll be damned" or "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle".

After watching a movie that you were so sure would be terrible but it ended up being pretty good, you may say: "Well color me surprised."

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Well, You Know Me...

Reflects personal opinion, but should be used when a conversation should end, or a topic should be changed. Should be followed by a sip of a beverage.

Jim: But you like every Led Zeppelin album
Clarence: Well, you know me.................................So yeah, I saw Tina yesterday.

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All too well

A 10 minute masterpiece. The monster cock of the Red (Taylor’s version) album. This could also be used to measure time. For example if your mentally-unstable, walking red flag, raging-borderline-psycho-Taylor Swift obsessed friend or S/O says to you “I’ll be there in 2 all too well’s” this means she’ll be there in 20 minutes. Also, word of advice, never date a b*tch whose favorite Taylor album is one if the following: Speak now, Folklore, Red or 1989. I can attest to this, as i myself am one of these people.

Yo have you heard Taylor’s new album? The 10 minute version of all too well had me in tears.

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well you're dumb so

Often used as an insult when an individual is expressing self admiration or pride for themself especially through an intellectual achievement to show that the said individual is in fact unintelligent or lacks smarts even though a mental challenge was gained.

'I got an A+ and you failed lol'
'I'm actually a realist'
'What's a realist?'
'well you're dumb so'

Well I don't know

When Rikki knows that he fucked up and it's trying to act stupid!!

Rikki what happen with this customer product?
Well I don't know!!

well, don't hold it that way

to be used when someone is complaining about something, especially a product that behaves in a way they think it shouldn't, and especially when you (the person they're complaining to) don't care. First use: was Apple's response to complaints about the signal drop when the iphone is held a certain way.

Person A: Oh my god, this stupid video game is totally broken - it's killing me every time I try to move past this door!

Person B: Well, don't hold it that way.

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