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Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 16, 2023


when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

by YeetTheAn3On March 24, 2024


when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.

by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024


When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.

Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024


That's what your mom said when you were born

You say this when someone insults you.

"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

by maxico February 7, 2020


When Joe has ligma

"Dude Joe has ligma. What! Ligma balls on your face

When Joe has ligma he wants to lick balls

by Imhim432 August 1, 2023


When the meeting starts

A group of bunch of bozos with 2 furrys

Woah look at the When the meeting starts i wonder when it will start

by The feal life crixz October 14, 2021