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honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 2, 2022


Where

Could be here, there or anywhere!

Where do you think you are going?
Not sure, kind of just flowing, you?
I try to organize my life and hopefully I make no errors.
So you factor everything that could possibly happen into account?
No, just what's reasonable.
I see.

by King Zero owner of da Universe October 19, 2023

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Where

It was in electrical. Saw red vent!

"Where"
It was in electrical

Red sus tho

by Among us boi September 29, 2020


where

u don't know the location

where are you?

by real facts yo January 20, 2023


where

“where” means something or a place or a person who is messy, ghetto and/or ratchet.

Friend: Have you seen her outfit?
Me: omg yes, she’s so where.

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Friend: bro have you been to that store?
Me: yea it’s so where in there..

by abdul.grande May 11, 2024


Where

That

Where in your life are the men that you feel they are not available to you emotionally?

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024


Where?

The most commonly asked question in Among Us

Where? Who is the imposter?

by Y'all are Stupid October 12, 2020