The one who asked

He's constanting running, he omnipotent, faster than the constep of speed.

Person 1: Who the fuck asked, you bitch
The one who asked: i did

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who fucked the pastor?

when you do not understand a sentence a person has just spoken and the end word of the sentence sounds like pastor this phrase can be used in place of what or excuse me for comical enhancement.

Use of such statement in a Church or other Holy site could be considered blasphemous.

Crash: Hey Lizzy whats your password?

Lizzy: Who fucked the pastor?

or

Steve: Axl Rose is a bastard!

Squid: Who fucked the pastor?

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who fucking cares

A more strong and vulgar term compared to "no one cares". If someone says this to you, you better shut the fuck up.

Person 1: Do you know how old is that waiter over there? Lemme tell you, its...
Person 2: Who fucking cares? I don't.

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Who's the 'I' in that sentence?

figure of speech, a response expressing genuine or mock disbelief toward something admitted by the previous speaker

Felix: "I can''t meet up; I've got plans to watch Glee with my girlfriend."

Ben: "Who's the 'I' in that sentence?"

Felix: "Who's the...uh...me...it's me."

Ben: "Really?"

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Dude: "I think I wanna volunteer in New Orleans this spring break."

Bro: "Who's the 'I' in that sentence?"

Dude: "You're right. We should just get drunk in Mexico again."

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Who be my daddy?

A phrase often directed by small black children to their unwed mother when they see an older black man with family, wife and children.

"Who my daddy? Who be my Daddy?" said little Quimquamquavia to her mother at the playground on the project's property.

"Hush, Quim, I'm tryin' to rememba. It's one out of ten, I am sure! It was at night, and I don't think I saw his face. We were playing a game at a party called pimp and ho; I was 11."

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Who tryin fuhht?!?!

A pick up line often said by males from Southern New Jersey.
"Who would like to have sexual intercourse?"
This line can also be used by females.

M.J. walked into the party & immediately saw four potential wives & barked "Who tryin fuhht?!?!"

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You Know Who

a pronoun used to say something about your crush without saying their real name

Raul: Guess who's behind you.
Hugo:Who?
Raul: jasmi-
Hugo: Say "You Know Who" you moron!
Raul: k...

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