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He's the hottest and best Drummer and singer in the World! And his seccond Name is beautiful (meddows )
Girl 1 : omg this Boy is so hot!
Girl 2 : Not as much as roger taylor
Girl 1 : you're right
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Two amazing drummers. One of them plays for Queen (Roger Meddows Taylor) and the other for Duran Duran (Roger Andrew Taylor).
Person 1: Dude, Roger Taylor is so cool
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn you're right.
The best dummer ever, queen drummer and adorable like I can’t even
Roger Taylor is amazing
Drummer and one of the singers of Queen.
A certified sex symbol.
Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.
Also his high notes are ridiculous.
friend: i want to fuck roger taylor.
me: girl me too, tf?
Roger Taylor is the most daddy person in the world. He could easily steal your heart, and he already stole mine which is a pleasure. If you see Roger Taylor anywhere you're most likely to get obsessed with him, because, yes, he is that daddy! He is also by a 100% ten times better looking than most of us.
Me: I wish Roger Taylor was my dad
Everyone else: Why?
Me: wHy NoT bInCh!
The best man alive and a talented drummer
Me: I love roger taylor!
Friend: who?
Me: THE BEST DRUMMER IN THE WORLD!!
There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”