Atheism is the cool new thing
I'm an atheist so I'm part of the cool new thing
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1. When a fuck up of historic and epic proportions is described by a politician in the least damaging way to that politician.
2. Explaining a titanic level dumb decision by taking its most logical argument against it and attempting to make it a positive.
We are removing all of our face mask policies in the state, and we feel the loss of life is a good thing, actually, since the deaths will be a boom to the funeral home business.
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Box/Cup Thing - n. 1. The container in which breakfast drinks reside
I usually get the chocolate kind in the yellow box/cup thing.
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The hallucination that occurs when under the influence of marijuana creating a big head on all the people around you.
(That 70's Show)
Hyde: Big head thing?
(Shows Kittie's hallucination where Hyde and Red have enlarged heads)
Kittie: -laughs-
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Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.
Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks heβs being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!
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A song by lovejoy, talking about what normal people do like panic attacks and lying in silence.
Me: Do you like lovejoys song Normal People things
Them: YES!!
Me: Lets listen to it on repeat for hours!
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what you call something when you can't think of the name or the name is on the tip of your tongue.
I was at school today and I say someone wearing one of those thing-a-ma-bobs. well you know what I mean. It was one of those things!
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