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When one meets with their designated zombie-killing comrades at a specified time to deliver death to the undead. Usually (but not always) takes place in the world of online gaming.
~My Girlfriend: "Hey honey, do you want to come over to my place Friday night for dinner (winks)?"
~Me: "I have more important matters to attend to that night. Specifically, a zombie date with my brothers in arms at 19:00 hours."
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One (usually male) who is so inebriated that they have the appearance of an undead creature. They are often spotted stumbling through social gatherings/parties, mumbling incoherently and usually end up face down with the cup of vodka still in one hand. With males, these foul beasts are often overcome by an insatiable lust for pussy, so watch out ladies. Don't try reasoning with these fucking beasts, as they are beyond help at this point of intoxication.
(Steve) Man, Gabe was one dumb son of a bitch last night.
(Kevin) No, he was a vodka zombie, Gabe is a dumb son of a bitch when he's sober.
(Gabe) Fuck you both.
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A lie that, no matter how many times it's disproven, NEVER FUCKING DIES!!!
Madam Lindsey is the man who replaced Strom Thurmond in the Senate. He's also got a thick Southern accent. He's every Southern stereotype rolled into one Damsel in Distress. Watch any of his interviews or Senate floor speeches and you'll see just what I'm saying. Seeing him and John McCain together is like watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
In 2009, Republicans were calling Obama a Muslim when, just a year earlier, they were saying that he was too close to his wacko Christian minister. Seven years later, this Zombie Lie has risen from the dead. Other Zombie Lies include "Tax cuts pay for themselves" or "Saddam Hussein had WMD's."
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Someone with an innate need to suck dicks comparable to the way a zombie needs to eat flesh. A dick zombie can be either male or female.
Otis: "Hey Gunther, guess who got to third base with Macy Hertz?" Gunther: "Everyone. That girl's a DICK ZOMBIE."
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The resurrected body of Jesus Christ.
Jesus died, and then he came back as an all-powerful God-zombie
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The tendency of the zombie horror subgenre to become remarkably popular approximately every twenty years, then fade away. Zombie outbreaks have been noted during the mid-eighties and the late zeroes.
So named because the fad behaves like a zombie horde, first appearing as a controlled instance, then escalating while no-one's looking and finally making the leap to the general populace with mass mainstream multimedia. Eventually the fad has no demographic left to consume, and rots away.
Yesterday Isaac spent the whole carpool ride telling me about his zombie apocalypse survival plan in detail. He's totally buying into the current zombie outbreak.
Zombieland, Plants vs. Zombies, The Walking Dead... I've had enough! I hope this zombie outbreak dies off soon.
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The recumbent but stiff-armed posture of a human being or animal who has been knocked unconscious so that their arms or forelegs are involuntarily protruding upward.
At UFC 6, Tank Abbott knocked out John Matua in such a way that Matua was zombie-armed.
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