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A tragically botched up promotion or operation. This definition comes from an episode of "WKRP in Cincinatti" when the station dropped live turkeys from an airplane for a supermarket Thanksgiving Day promotion. Unfortunately, the crew didn't know that turkeys can't really fly and the birds dropped like lead weights onto the parking lot crowd.
Despite all his efforts, Bob's well-planned evening with the hot chick was a total turkey drop.
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A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass
James: Man I forgot to wipe
Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!
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Beating the meat on good ol' Thanksgiving.
Man, it's Thanksgiving and I couldn't be more thankful for being able to Choke the Turkey.
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1. An act of masturbation in which a female partner uses her hand to manually stimulate a man’s penis.
2. Incomplete stimulation of a man's penis.
3. Description of ANY sexual act on a female by a male partner.
1. My girlfriend gave me a turkey Jerkey in the movie theater. My popcorn now has extra butter.
2. Lisa gave me a Turkey Jerky. I had to stop her because my dick got sore.
3. Lisa came over last night for some Turkey Jerkey. She was walking funny when she left!
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Person 1: I'M SQUEEZING THE TURKEY
Person 2: DUDE! DONT TELL ME
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One who buys bowling shoes and can't break 90
Darryls a jive turkey
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When a man puts his entire head inside of a woman’s peehole
Jerry’s surprised us all with his new POV porn film inside the turkey hole.
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