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When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give you oral sex
Bro, me and the wife are gonna try “the milk crate “ tonight
VSCO girls love to be all natural with their 'oatmilk' and 'almond' trends - the latest milk trend coming straight from their own breasts.
Aged milk from breasts 45+ yrs and older considered vintage and costs extra.
Breast milk cheese available at the local Trader Joe's.
VM cream coming soon to a Whole Foods near you.
Starbucks worker: "What kind of milk ya want"
VSCO girl: "Im all good, I make my own"
Starbuck worker: "I see you on that new age VSCO milk shelly I see you"
When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.
Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.
The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.
A guy who thinks he's ugly but constantly gets called cute by his homies. His dick is average but that's to compensate for his huge heart. He really do just be vibin. Never caught simping. He might do it ironically in chat but never in dms. He doesn't like girls but constantly gets sent nudes which he usually gives a low rating cuz he doesn't like ass or titties. He like eyes and thighs. Sexuality: unknown by even himself. Overall 7.5/10
Homiesexual Milk really do be vibin 😳
a form of soup which EVERYONE agrees on
my favourite soup is cereal and milk
The act of having large breasts usually found in western corn fed bitches
She’s got them nice milks must have been a western corn fed bitch.
When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.
A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
My first date with Rachel ended with a mercy milk. I was blue balling real bad.