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Nature Mitten

What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth

Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."

by PiRaTiCaL WeNcH October 9, 2012


Natural Jacuzzi

Is when someone farts in a public pool such as a community pool, when close to another person, then swims away quickly.

I gave this black lady at the pool today a natural jacuzzi. She was not happy!!

by Coontry Chicken July 8, 2019


Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.

“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024


D-Natural

Word play on the Musical term D-natural. Implying that a girl has natural D-cup breasts, The D is interchangable with B,C, or even F. opposite to the term A-flat

John: Sasha is so Fine
Noah: I know right shes the hottest D-natural I've seen ever seen

by Gentleneal July 6, 2011


Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money July 20, 2013


è nature

Parody and irony of electronic nature

Man was captivated after having digitally captured è nature.

by Hercolena Oliver June 27, 2010


Norwegian Nature Show

When a guy from Norway grabs a bottle of wine by the neck like it is his penis.

Sin sure put on a good Norwegian Nature Show last night

by trashy menace April 12, 2022