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Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019


Slap a soccer player day

Any soccer player you see slap them on November 6th

Me: Hey you know what today is
Friend: Slap a soccer player day

by SQUISHY WONTON October 30, 2019


East Meadow Soccer Club

The best soccer club on long island and theres no better coach than gary sullivan!!

Cole says :Omg did you know riley plays for east meadow soccer club
Really? says johnny

by Apersonthatsoneastmeadow October 23, 2019

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crab cakes and soccer

(See deffinition for "Run Train")

"we ran train on their football team last night, just like crab cakes and soccer"

by Spartin3015 January 9, 2008

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kiss a soccer boy day

october 24th

kiss a soccer boy day

kiss a soccer boy day; kiss a soccer boy
damn i just kissed a soccer player ๐Ÿคญ

by lindascrindabalinda October 23, 2019

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Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!

by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018

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Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64

a Chinese bootleg game with a good intro.

`person: what should we play
other person: how about Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64
person: wut is that
other person hahahahahaha, ronaldinho saucer

by hunterthebird May 29, 2020

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