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100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
Me: "I'm going to marry that man, Joshua Wayne, someday!"
Two people who are sexually compatible
It was definitely a Wayne and Beverley type of night .
A small ginger man who once lived in botch but moved away to Denton Holme
Wayne Blair is a fake botchabarian
When a girl is checking you out so hard she crashes into something. From Wayne’s World movie. (Past tense: hi wayned)
Damn! This girl hi wayned me so hard today, I think she cracked her skull!
What people think: A legendary western movie actor.
Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.
John Wayne was the white supremacist to end all white supremacists.
Cryptic name for poo; a homonymous pun: “The Duke”(dook)
“Call Elvis; It smells like John Wayne has been here.”
A black coffee. No sugar. Especially in jails and prisons of NJ
Ay bro what you drinkin?? Oh this?? A John Wayne.