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The day you drink all the sprite cranberry you want bro, you don't get to share with no one ether.
Me: Aye you want a sprite cranberry
Him: yeah sure
Me: SIKE ITS MAY 20 I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE BITCH
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National I don't give a crap day
May 20:
*...*
"I dont give a crap"
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Those born on may 28th are elite. Go buy them a cake
People born on may 28th are so cool.
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when you make a good ass meal you proud of you be like its a gore may meal
Just maded some gore may pasta call me Chef Boy Our Dee.
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Kid: fuck, bitch, motherfucker, shit!
Parent: Shut up! why are you swearing sm!
kid: because itโs May 30! National Swear day ofc!๐๐๐ฝ
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May 14 is a day when the baddest bitches were born. They have the biggest RBF and you donโt wanna mess with them. They are super pretty and loving friends, and know how to care for everyone.
Girl #1: Ugh I wish I was born into May 14 like Kylie, sheโs such a baddie.
Girl #2: Yeah I know right sheโs so lucky.
Boy #1: Exactly I wanna date a girl born on May 14.
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tu mai can be used both in spanish or in english, depending on how you use it and your knowledge on spanish language. if you are from a spanish nation/household or anything that has to do with spanish (lololol)you might know that "tu mai" means your mom. if you're not part of what i was talking about well now you know what Tu Mai means. another word for tu mai is tu mama, which actually is the real definition of your mom. anyways i use it all the time lol
random girl named sarai: what is the farmer emoji used for?
me (Sebastian): tu mai
random girl named sarai: what
me: tu mai
(conversation in spanish)
me: voy a hacer algo
alguien: que vas a hacer
me: tu mai
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