Jin likes to talk about the weather

A term derived from Jin Likes Turtles. Can be used in the same way.

Person 1: Dude..and it was so awkward, he was like coming on to me.

*Awkward silence*

Person 2: Jin likes to talk about the weather

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i have to think about things

The female que in every relationship that it's time to gather up your shit and leave

Girlfriend/What she says-"Sorry, but i have to think about things"
Girlfriend/What she means-"It's time for you to go."

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I'm about to lose my marbles

Being in the the state of confusion and absolutely going bonkers. The person who says this phrase usually states it in a tone where they are rather stern and will get ready to square up on the spot (known from experience).

Shannon- Sweetie, are you alright? You're strangling the dog again!

Bertha- I'm about to lose my marbles!

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that's what yo momma said about you

The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"

Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.

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You listen about as well as a lame dog.

"It means you don’t listen."

"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason

so what should we talk about?

it's a great respond to fixing a moment of silence lasting anywhere between 5 to 10 minutes. works great on dates. if said sarcastically, u will usually get a laugh & the funny thing is that it will stimulate a conversation.

we just sat there eating our dinner without much dinner conversation. i had to use one of my lines and said: "so what should we talk about?" she giggled and started babbling about something that happened at school, i pretended i was interested but i could stop staring at her cleavage. at the end of the night, she told me i was a great listener and conversationlist. hahhahahahahaa!

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Thats what i'm talking about

A catch phase utilised when cum bubbles are blown from an orifice.

Show me those bubbles...Ahhh Thats what I'm talking about

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